New proposal would eliminate “Education” from school district budget

Bizzaro Wisco Column - [Humor]
Filberto Epstein

March 30, 2004

A document released today by the Madison Metropolitan School District
outlines the administration’s proposal to close the district’s $10 million
budget shortfall by eliminating all “education” activities and focusing on
the district’s core “child storage” functions. According to Superintendent
Art Rainwater, the increasing cost of “education” has impaired the
district’s ability to balance its books.

Thanks to Lucy Mathiak for pointing me to this article.