{"id":2987,"date":"2007-08-12T00:00:41","date_gmt":"2007-08-12T00:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zmetro.com\/?p=2987"},"modified":"2007-08-12T00:00:41","modified_gmt":"2007-08-12T00:00:41","slug":"a_bit_of_wall_s","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zmetro.com\/?p=2987","title":{"rendered":"A Bit of Wall Street Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/TheBigPicture\/~3\/142853120\/constant-obliga.html\">Barry Ritholtz<\/a>: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i> This bit of humor has been circulating around Wall Street the past few days:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Investment Dealers are excited to announce the newest structured finance product &#8211; Constant Obligation Leveraged Originated Structured Oscillating Money Bridged Asset Guarantees, or COLOSTOMY BAGS.  <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Barry Ritholtz: This bit of humor has been circulating around Wall Street the past few days: Investment Dealers are excited to announce the newest structured finance product &#8211; Constant Obligation Leveraged Originated Structured Oscillating Money Bridged Asset Guarantees, or COLOSTOMY BAGS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,35],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zmetro.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2987"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zmetro.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zmetro.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zmetro.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zmetro.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2987"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.zmetro.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2987\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zmetro.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zmetro.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zmetro.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}