{"id":129,"date":"2004-03-23T16:31:18","date_gmt":"2004-03-23T16:31:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zmetro.com\/?p=129"},"modified":"2004-03-23T16:31:18","modified_gmt":"2004-03-23T16:31:18","slug":"the_pluggedin_parent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zmetro.com\/?p=129","title":{"rendered":"The Plugged-In Parent"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/articles\/A16515-2004Mar22.html\">Samantha Ganey writes<\/a> about child rearing strategies:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i>You&#8217;d better be a good parent. Because if you&#8217;re not, your kids will resent you, get tattoos, pierce their upper lip frenulums, drop out of school and maybe even join the circus. And believe me, you&#8217;ll be sorry, Mister.<br \/>\nSo how&#8217;s that feel?<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Samantha Ganey writes about child rearing strategies: You&#8217;d better be a good parent. Because if you&#8217;re not, your kids will resent you, get tattoos, pierce their upper lip frenulums, drop out of school and maybe even join the circus. And believe me, you&#8217;ll be sorry, Mister. So how&#8217;s that feel?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zmetro.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zmetro.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zmetro.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zmetro.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zmetro.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=129"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.zmetro.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zmetro.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zmetro.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zmetro.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}